I had dreams of fame and glory, Now I just tell the same old story. Said I’d move to L.A., buy a car, Now I Uber home from the local bar. I had a band, we were kinda rad, Played one show — my mom was glad. We thought we’d make it, thought we’d blow, but the drummer quit for an office show. Yeah, life came fast, then took a nap, Now I’m here with this guitar strap. It ain’t much, but it’s still loud, And I’ll sing off-key but proud! I didn’t go pro, but I still had fun, Still high-five myself when the day’s all done. Still spill my beer when the chorus hits, Still think I’m cool — and that’s legit! Yeah, I never made the highlight reel, But every night still feels unreal. Might not be rich, might not have won, But man — I still had fun! Got a boss named Greg who hates my jokes, but I’m still laughing, ‘cause man, that’s dope. My friends got houses, kids, and plans, I’ve got a couch and Rock Band hands. Still think Blink was right all along, Still cry to a sad Green Day song. And yeah, I’m old, but not too done, To play air guitar when the solo comes! It’s not fame, but it’s my stage, Cheap beer wisdom, earned with age. If I go down, I’ll go loud, With every screw-up I’m still proud! I didn’t go pro, but I still had fun, Still high-five myself when the day’s all done. Still spill my beer when the chorus hits, Still think I’m cool — and that’s legit! Yeah, I never made the highlight reel, But every night still feels unreal. Might not be rich, might not have won, But man — I still had fun! So here’s to the kids who never grew up, Still chasing chaos, still outta luck. If you’re still here, still singing dumb, You’ve already won — and then some! We didn’t go pro, but we still had fun, Still shout every word ‘til the night’s all done! Still broke, still weird, still on the run, But damn, we still had fun! Yeah, life’s a mess, but that’s the deal, A little pain makes it all feel real. If this is it, then we’ve already won — ‘Cause man — we still had fun! Na-na-na-na, we still had fun!