Woke up late, spilled my coffee on my shirt Got a parking ticket and my boss is a jerk My high school crush just married some dude With abs and a yacht... I still eat drive-thru food I’m living like a sitcom, laugh track in my head Still quoting Wayne’s World, alone in my bed Mom says I’m "quirky," my therapist agrees But at least my cat still believes in me 'Cause my life’s a rerun, but at least it’s in HD Stuck in the pilot, still no Emmy Every day's a mess, but I try to stay funny I’m broke as a joke, but I still got some money (In quarters… under my couch) Yeah, my life's a rerun, but I’m okay with the plot It’s weird and it’s dumb, but it’s all that I’ve got Like a mixtape made of bad decisions and memes I’m chasing dumb dreams with my busted old jeans Got a band with my friends, we play in the garage We sound like Blink if they ran outta charge Tried TikTok once — got banned for my dance Guess middle-aged guys don’t get a second chance I dated a girl who liked astrology She ghosted me ‘cause “Mercury’s mad at me” Now I swipe left on heartbreak and right on regret Still waiting on that record deal I ain’t got yet Yeah, my life’s a rerun, but at least it’s in widescreen I’ve failed more times than a vending machine My dad thinks I’m lazy, my dog thinks I rock He howls at my demos and chews through my socks Yeah, my life’s a rerun, but I’m keeping the laughs Even if it’s just me and my echoing past Like a blooper reel with zero prestige I’m living large on minimum… dreams Cue the montage of me screwing up With sad violin and a half-full cup But I bounce back like a pop-punk cliche ‘Cause tomorrow’s another dumb yesterday Yeah, my life’s a rerun, but who needs a reboot? I rock dad jokes in a worn-out suit Still got my friends, my band, my song If it’s all going wrong, I’ll just sing along So laugh with me, or laugh at me It’s all the same comedy Yeah, my life’s a rerun, but the theme song slaps Roll credits — freeze frame — and fade to black